My One-Man Accidental Google Bomb

Not sure if you’ve seen it, but if you click “More contact info” on this blog’s index page, you’ll get a list of ways to reach me, one of which is my mobile phone number. For added contacting convenience, I made the number link to Cingular’s SMS form, with a little query parameter (“min”) so that the number is filled in in the “To” field. Makes it very easy to SMS me from the Internet, if you’re so inclined.

I’ve been getting a lot of odd SMSs recently, though:

hello naeem wah go on man what you up to man

i kinda want those bbq gluten things from that vegan place in the les, or maybe wings from red bamboo... or possibly mexican.

baby ruth??

Romeo can you get out at 1:00 p.m. today? We need to go to Emily’s appt. I’ve been calling you! Hit me back, LUV YOU!!!

How can I see my account online as well as to make payments online.

hmmm... i thought so much more highly of you than this. just how long has this been going on anyway?

Yeah.

Anyhoo, Google — as always — has the answers. Take a look at the top search result for Cingular SMS. You may recognize that URL as the same one from my blog, including the bit that puts my number as the default. Seems folks are getting there and forgetting to replace my number with who they really want. (As expected, typing “Cingular SMS” in the address bar in Firefox gives you the same page.)

So now I have to make the moral (and economic) decision about whether to leave things as-is, enjoying the random SMSs and hoping they don’t blast my plan, stick a rel=“nofollow” on the link to keep the crawlers from finding it, and/or be a good netizen (and employee) and drop a note to the search quality folks when I get back from vacation.

Bonus fun thing: Looks like my number is #10 on a straight-up search for “Cingular.” That ain’t right.

Bonus disclaimer: This is at the bottom of pages, but it’s probably good for me to note that, while I work for Google, I don’t speak for them, and God knows they wouldn’t let me anywhere near the search results. I work on Blogger. Did you know that Blogger loves all the children of the world?

Ostracized Finder

Looks like the Finder got kicked out of my Dock. Either that, or he got scared off by the SSH Agent. At any rate, I don’t have much to blog about these days. :)

Extra Delicious Grog

I was talking with Case yesterday about how we’ve been pretty steady del.icio.us users even when we haven’t been blogging so often. It’s nice to be able to just drop a link and a bit of text without worrying about the clever prose and subversive hyperlinks required of a blog post.

So, I just finished del.icio.usifying the blog. First up, I have FeedBurner burning in my new links every day with their Link Splicer service. Then, for those of you who actually visit this fair website, I have a little JavaScript magic to insert the 5 most recent links right below the latest post.

The list of links is made possible with del.icio.us’s JSON interface to my bookmarks. JSON is a convention for data literals that is used here to get around the cross-domain restrictions of XMLHttpRequest. Instead, the template contains a script tag that points at a dynamically generated JavaScript file on the del.icio.us servers that, when loaded, populates the global Delicious variable with the data from my last n links. Since, in practice, browsers load external JavaScript sequentially, the data from del.icio.us will be in place by the time an inline script expects it and builds the definition list out of it.

I have to credit the JSON example from del.icio.us for the very clever idea of loading favicons into the list. I adapted the rest of the code, using the DOM helpers from (the most excellent) MochiKit. I was a bit disappointed that MochiKit doesn’t include a fold alongside their map, hence the hack to return a span to get a space between the tags.

Pirate Nutcracker

Pirate Nutcracker
Originally uploaded by OldMainstream.

Pirate + Nutcracker = best tree ever. And yes, we do have Dumbledore at the top. Because the DA is ready to fight in the war on Christmas.

Nice Leather Books at Barnes and Noble

Cait and I were at Barnes and Noble today and noticed that they expanded their leather-bound reprints of public domain books to include the complete works of Lewis Carroll. They also have a nifty leather-bound edition of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

I have to say I’m a bit of a sucker for Barnes and Noble’s “really nice looking versions of books we don’t have to pay for” publishing strategy. They do look quite nice lined up next to each other.