Spam to Make You Smile

I won't deign to link to or identify the source of this, but as spammers use more sophisticated fake blogs to (attempt to) defeat the anti-spam robots, stuff like this pops up:

How horrible would it be to be buried by an avalanche. Lost under a huge patch of fallen ice while people try to dig through looking for you. I guess you wouldn't be without drinking water at least with all that snow. It would just be a clostraphobia thing, you know what I mean? And there would be no surfing the internet or updating a blog or doing anything mindless like researching 4 rv tub shower faucet.